(slightly profane) Oh, living with a boy! ...is great.

Tom and I sitting cross-legged on the coach doing homework and reading.

Tom: "Um, we need to talk about what just happened."

Dinah: ..."what?"

Tom: "I said [something] and you pretended to punch me in the ****s"

Dinah: "No! I was just punching in general!"

Tom: "In genital?! That's what I'm saying!"