He does exist

I have a husband.

WHAAAT?

It's true! I have a husband.

WHO?!!

His name is Tom. You don't know about him because he's always at work.

Sometimes, at work, he takes pictures of things he's made and people take pictures of him.

It's 8 right now, P.M., and I won't see Tom for a couple hours yet. He left before I was awake. He's probably working out in that rain I hear. I miss him.

I've hacked into his work photos (by which I mean I clicked on the icon on the desktop), and I've decided to share some of them because, well, I really like this guy and the things he does.

So, here's Tom:

at work. Tom is an excellent worker and likes to be in charge. He has a folder so he can keep everything in order. He has a loud but pleasant voice so that he can keep everyone in order.

He also has muscles and drives big trucks.

He has the imagination of a child. Sometimes he makes things, like weapons.

And

other things. They're all pretty cool.

He should be in movies.

Don't you kind of miss him now too?